Welcome to the Church of Instant Insanity! This church exists as a sanctuary for the Sockets of OSRAM, and to preach his gospel to the unwashed masses. Let his gospel be known by his call, Ramalama, and his sign, the Lightbulb.
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We believe in the holy Osram in the sky, his light shines upon us always and is only switched off at night to save power. As such, Osram is no power-saving bulb.
We call upon the holy Osram by his sign, the Lightbulb, and his call, Ramalama.
Osram is the Way and the Light (150W) and we are his sockets, in which his Light shall be lit and burn until the power goes out.
That is his gospel.